Give the newlyweds your best wishes with a twist by using sarcasm, humor and borderline insulting quotes and sayings about marriage. Follow up your humorous wish with a nice wedding gift so that you make up for your funny stunt. Humorous messages like these will also make the funniest tweets and Facebook updates in which you can tag the newlyweds.
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Funny wedding card messages: Congratulations for wedding
You may be married, but you don‘t have to grow up! Congratulations on your wedding!
2 become 1: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!
Marriage ain’t for sissies! Gongrats on your first big step together.
You got together like two beans in a pod! Joy forever!
Congrats for signing your life away…
I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!
Welcome to the dangerous world of married life. It‘s too late to repent! Have an amazing journey!
Do you know what late nights, parties and weekend hanging out with friends have in common? You won’t have all of them from now on… 🙂
In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!
Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.
Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will’be be mad at each other as well.
Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will’be be mad at each other as well.
Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling 🙂
As you wed today, here’s my advice for the newlyweds – stay married! The best is yet to be!